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Mortuary

2005 - Rated: R
Runtime: 94 Minutes

Studio: Platinum Disc

Director: Tobe Hooper

Writer(s): Jace Anderson, Adam Gierasch

Staring: Dan Byrd, Denise Crosby, Stephanie Patton, Alexandra Adi, Rocky Marquette

Description: A family moves to a small town where the mother is starting a new job as the local Mortician. The house where they live has an interesting past, and locals believe the land on which the house is built is haunted.

Gore/Violence: Some nice gore in this movie, but it isn't the focus of the movie. You get to see a heart ripped out, a head blown off, and some other minor violence.

Body Count: I would have to say a high body count, but when corpses die again, does it count as a death? :-)

Nudity & Sexuality: You get to see some zombie boobies, but that doesn't count.

Death Scenes: Pretty nice death scenes on some deaths, but I would have to say that only 2 stuck in my mind as pretty cool.

Acting/Storyline: I would have to say that the acting was just OK, but the storyline was all right. I didn't know that you could get a job as a mortician if you have no background, or knowledge on how to prepare a corpse.

Final Rating: This wasn't the greatest movie of all time, but it wasn't terrible. I did not have a hard time watching this movie, but I believe some people might. I thought the movie was good overall, but the ending kinda sucked.

BiGMaN gives this movie 2/5 severed heads!

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