Hillside Cannibals

Runtime: 80 Minutes

Studio: The Asylum

Director: Leigh Slawner

Writer(s): Steve Bevilacqua

Staring: Heather Conforto, Tom Nagel, Vaz Andreas, Louis Graham

Description: Five people head out for a camping trip and some spelunking in some caves. On their first night out they are attacked by a group of cannibals, now the survivors are in for the fight of their lives to get out alive!

Gore/Violence: This movie has a LOT of gore and violence. The whole movie is about eating people, so you get to see all of the internal goodness of the human body. As they devour it.

Body Count: High body count. A lot of campers as well as cannibals die in this movie.

Nudity & Sexuality: Some. You get a couple boobies here and there. As well as some awkward sexual situations.

Death Scenes: The death scenes are not top notch special effects, but they are pretty good. Most of the deaths contain getting heads cut off, or other body parts.

Acting/Storyline: The acting in this movie was TERRIBLE! The campers annoyed the hell out of me. But the cannibals were even worse. One other review I read put it best, "They engage in what can only be described as "Ooga Booga" acting." (From IMDB Reader Comment). The storyline is a complete rip off of The Hills Have Eyes, and even came out around the same time!

Final Rating: This movie was terrible. The only thing that kept me watching was the chance of seeing more boobies. I can't believe I made it all the way through. The ending was HORRIBLE! I'm not exactly sure what happened. (Well, I know what happened, but I have no idea how it could have ended like that!). I'm giving this a 1, and being generous.